Mad Men

Dear Posterity:

Lets take a look at the rooms...

Our bedroom. Bed not made. Sheets haven't been washed in....well a long time. My hair is all over my pillow. In case you haven't had children yet, I'll fill you in. After you have a baby all your hair falls out. Yes, if you are from my genes then you will most likely get a rash, gain weight, and lose your hair while bring a child into this world. But don't worry, its all worth it! There are clean/dirty clothes littering the floor. Throw pillows on top of the dirty/clean clothes. Dirty diapers on the nightstand. Disgusting bathroom.

Girls room. Somewhat decent. Considering the condition of my room. I'd give their room a A+

Playroom. Grace had thrown up in it earlier in the morning. She got a whiff of Presleys dirty diaper and couldn't stop gagging. This is a combination of Graces extra strong gag reflex, and Presleys extra strong poop smell. Its a good thing that her toys are covering every single inch of the carpet...hardly any throw up got on the floor. We just had to throws some toys out, and give the rest a bath.

Kitchen. Dishes piled high. Counter top crap...even higher. Floors a crummy mess.

Front room. Dirty diapers. Pee blankets. dirty dishes.

I am sure we don't need to discuss the hall bathroom. Judging by the previous rooms, I am sure you can guess its condition.

OK. So do you have a picture in your mind. OBVIOUSLY the house was a mess. Now picture ME. Haven't showered in days. Hair in a ponytail...only not really. Cuz I chopped my hair off, and it can't fit in a ponie anymore. Gross clothes that make me look even rollier than I really am. There I am. Laying on the couch for the better part of the day. Just laying there watching "Mad Men". It is a despicable show. Nothing but drinking, smoking, and cheating. Three things I highly disagree with.
Finally at about 6:30 that night. After ignoring my 2 beautiful girls, Jesus decided to talk with me. He said "Jami, what are you thinking? You are wasting your day, and your attention on a meaningless, disgusting tv show. Get up, and love your girls."
I decided that today I was only going to watch the show after Grace went to bed.

Love,
A mother that watched the show while nursing. And then watched a episode while Grace was in the bath.

PS: Progress???