Dear Posterity:
Sometimes you have the pleasure of meeting someone that says something dumb (or in my case you are that person). Sometime that person says something dumb, THEN just keeps going!
Today instead of putting MY foot in my mouth, I got to witness a old fat sales man at Sears doing it! The story goes like this...
We go to Sears to look at vacuum cleaners. My dad always said there is nothing wrong with shopping around. So that was our intention. We of course are greeted with a sales man. He attempts to be charming.
Sales Man:"So I see you are expecting" (don't worry Penny was in the stroller RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE)
Me: "nope...I just HAD a baby"
Sales Man: "oh don't worry it takes up to 6 months to get back to normal"
Me: smiling...
Sales Man: "your not like my wife, she would get from the delivery table, walk over and put her normal jeans on"
Me: in my head "is he really still talking?"
Sales Man: "your like my daughter. It takes her FOREVER to get back to normal!"
Me: look at Spencer and try not to burst into laughter. Seriously, I couldn't believe he was still talking.
THEN. As if he hadn't just called me fat to my face, he keeps going!!!!
Sales Man: "So how old are you guys?" looks at me. "30 something?"
Me: laughs. "nope, just 24"
Then he begins asking us where we live? Where we work? What kind of Pets we have. How big are they? Where did you grow up?
SERIOUSLY!!! It was kinda one of the best times of my life. Now that I am medicated, I imbrace the weird. Even if it means realizing that I really am 20 pounds over weight, and that people REALLY do notice.
Love,
Postpardom mom that needs to lose 20 pounds, but continues to eat pizza, and chocolate malts for breakfast...
8 comments:
hahahahaha jami you are a freakin gem. i love you! what an idiot, he clearly was stupid i dont even have to ask if he was a freakin dumby, i love you!!
STOP IT!!! That guy is nuts. I think you look fantastic for just having a babe. You eat that pizza and drink those malts.
NO FREAKING WAY. What an idiot!! Some people do NOT have any tact. It boggles my mind the things some people say but this seriously takes the cake. Speaking of cake...yummm. Eat whatever you want and exercise-they counter act each other LOL (at least in my book). Isn't there a quote about rather eat what you want and die happy than something else? i can't remember it. I'm done.
oh my, that was hilarious! I am surprised you didn't physically assault him in someway considering you are on meds and all, because he definitely deserved it!
HAHAHA! Oh man! SO funny! I can't believe that he KEPT talking!
Oh my gosh! was that guy for real? Stupid! Oh and buy a Dyson. They are THE BEST.
So how are you loving your new vaccume?
that is so funny! he sounds like a real idiot. and a terrible salesman. i assume you didn't buy a vacuum from someone who could say so many rude things in so short a time.
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