More Attention Please

Dear Posterity:

My mom surprised us this morning by coming over to watch Penny while Grace and I took a trip to the gym. Its a LONG story, but we are experimenting with soy formula. Not because I'm going to quit nursing. But it is nice to get away from Penny and NOT have to pump. SOOOO, my mom took Penny, and Grace and I headed off the the gym.
At the gym I had a lovely time talking with friends while doing the swishy machine (what, that's not what you call it?). THEN I tried my hand at weights. Now I knew things were going down hill when I went into the free weights area, and it was swarming with ROCK SOLID BODIES. Not just skinny people...but people with toned, sexy bodies. I tried to do 10 burpies...and lets just say I am still hanging my head in shame. Seriously, I was a fat, uncoordinated girl jumping around with the pretty people.
Then I go to pick Penny up. My mom had given her one once of formula. Penny starts throwing up. No, not spiting up. FULL ON vomiting. She continues till she is dry heaving. She is one sick baby. I called similac, ready to sue them. Needless to say my baby is NOT having any formula ever again.
Penny continues to throw up through out the day. Grace is running around naked. Spencer comes home. We put Penny down, and try and take naps. Mostly I just took a nap. Penny wakes up, nurses, then proceeds to vomit all over me. My whole top was soaked through with baby vomit.
Come to find out, while I was sleeping Grace got into the lotion. She smeared it all over the back of her head. SO I hop into the bath with Penny, and Grace. Penny and I need to rinse off all the throw up, and Grace needed to get all the lotion out. Well while in there Coco walks in. She is COVERED with lotion. Damn it! SO I wash the girl. Spencer takes them out. AND coco gets a bath. Lets talk about how easy it is to wash a cat???
I am just getting dressed, when my friend comes to get me to go to Sonic! Yeah!
The funniest part of the whole day is that I never once thought any of it was weird till I was telling Michelle.
AND, I really do love my life. My girls bring me the more happiness that I could have ever imagined POSSIBLE! I love them.