So we all have our "weird traits"...mine just seems to be a little more weird than most. I LOVE...and I mean LOVE to pick zits! I am not even kidding around here folks. I don't know why...well I do actually..I love watching the puss come out. There is nothing more gratifying that popping a zit, and then having it go away..or if you are really lucky, it coming back for some more zit popping fun.
I happen to be a really lucky gal, because Spencer gets some AWESOME zits on his back! When we were dating he would let me pop then anytime I wanted...things have obviously changed (for obvious reasons) since we have gotten married. I have to beg plead, and bribe him to let me pop his back. So last night I scratched his back for like 10 mins so that I could trade with popping zits. So he is laying there, and I am IN HEAVEN popping all of my zits and he says...
"you know the only time I have ever wanted to SHOVE you, is when you are popping zits on my back"
I stop...then look at him and say...
"what a jerk...I am going to blog about this"
So here you are people.
8 comments:
i to share the passion of zit popping, my uncle has this huge cyst on his back, we warm it with towels and then go in for the attack, my aunt is on her knees and pushing with all her might, and then whamo!!!! it spues like a fountain, no better yet a qyser, it is the craziest thing you have ever seen, and believe you me doing this on a daily basis for work, I have seen some doozies. Next time we do it I will call you and you can come and have the best show of your life. Your blog is always so entertaining
I am not such a fan of zit popping, myself but I think that many other's share your passion for it. My mom has always been a huge fan of popping zits, but I never let her near mine because she would squeeze them like a mad woman! Maybe you should take up a career doing facials or as a dermatologist and then you can pursue your zit popping dreams!
I know it goes without saying...but I know EXACTLY what you mean. Almost every night I beg Gary to let me search his back for zits. "Ooooh its a good one!" I always say. Now I have been splitting my time between popping zits and plucking crazy facial hairs. We are sick.
Wow...can i say you are VERY brave to come out and say that Jami. I love it too. It's one of those things you would probably not normally tell people unless they were sworn to secrecy. My sister is going to school to be an Esthetician...someone who does facials. She has a special zit picking tool to help get the hard to reach ones...
Oh goodness! That is hilarious! Isn't it funny how men give us whatever we want when we're dating and then it's all about the bargaining after marriage?
Okay jam. I'll be honest, I almost threw up reading that. I actually remember you loving to pop zits in China!
Jami -- that is really gross! You are so weird! Ha ha.
DISGUSTING
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