Dear Posterity:
My version of hell goes something likes this....
1. Planning Super Saturdays forever.
2. Being eternally Pregnant.
3. While having thrush....
I hate. HATE. having thrush. Nothing that your mother tells you can prepare you for the pain that comes with thrush.
I may or may not have gone to target looking like POOP to get some monistate and a nipple shield. Don't worry I looked through all the cashiers to see which one I wanted to peer into my personal life, by means to checking me out, and seeing what I was buying. I always hate buying awkward things.
4 comments:
You poor thing! That sounds awful!
I hope it works... let me know!
GOOD lUCK!
TOTALY know what you mean. I got over buying tampons sometime after high school. I was like, meh. its life. Buying condoms still weirds me out. I make Steven do that.
I do have a funny story though. When Nixon was born the Dr's told us to get vaseline in a tube to squirt on his man parts after his circumcision to keep his man parts from sticking to his diaper. ANYWAYS, my 17 year old brother was at our house and went with Steven to target to buy a bunch of tubes of vaseline like 7 or 8 of them - and when they were checking out the cashier just blankly stared at them. Steven was like, "uh, its for my newborn... we're not gay." ha ha ha. Awkward!
Thrush is the Lord's way of saying, you are a sexy thing. .. .
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