So remember when I said this time around was easier? I was lying...
Here's a run down of the night.
1. Spencer is working late. I'm all alone with two children. And lets be honest...I'm co-dependant on Spencer.
2. Penny won't stop fussing.
3. Grace is crawling all over me while I trying to rock Penny to sleep.
4. I go into the back room to try and calm Penny down without Grace.
5. One of the kittens scratch Grace on the figure (there is a little blood). All hell breaks lose.
6. Grace screams at the top of her lungs, and wants a band aid.
7. Can't get her one without Penny screaming. But, I get grace a band aid.
8. Finally get Penny to calm down, while Grace is sitting on top of us. I start to feel like I'm going to have a nerves break down. I say a little pray for help.
9. I ask Grace to get me my phone so I can call for some one to entertain Grace. Grace get the phone and promptly drops it on her foot....all hell breaks lose a again. She screams louder than the entire night put together. Que me looking at the ceiling and saying "You've got to be "sh*%ing me"
10. Grace finally calms down. She goes in the back room. I finally get penny asleep. I think everything is going to be ok.
11. Silence. CRAP! I find Grace. (PS: Grace has an imaginary friend named Lisa...she likes to blame all the naughty things she does on Lisa). It turns out Lisa has rubbed sunscreen and shampoo all over the bathroom. As a matter of fact this is the 3rd time Lisa has done this this FREAKING WEEK! I HATE YOU LISA! I have explained over and over that "Grace you may not rub shampoo on the walls, you may put shampoo in your hair while you take a bath." "Grace you may not fill the bath toys with lotion, you may put lotion on your skin". "Grace you may not put lipstick all over the walls, you may put it on your lips". Judging by the screaming, and pounding going on in Grace room. I don't think its going over too well.
Lets just say I won't be talking about how much easier it is anymore....
9 comments:
Kids are awful. I mean, I love my kids, but really, they are awful. Usually with Nixon its something like...he got bored during his supposed to be napping time and wiped his own poop all over his room. Totally feel ya.
You're scaring me into never having anymore children... ;)
Sorry you day sucked...I hope Grace pounded Lisa good, haha! Maybe she won't come back...
sorry :( I'm sure it will get better with time though. That seriously makes me laugh her imaginary friend's name is Lisa. Where do kids come up with this stuff LOL!
The ups and downs of motherhood.. Such as life.
Just when I think I have it figuered out, I have a day like yours.
Keep up the good work Jami.
Us mother's have the HARDEST jobs EVER!
Jami, if you ever need a break drop grace off. Lyvi would love that!
Hey friend, next time call me...Lisa, Grace and I will have a party..no mater what time it is...I'm just around the corner.
oh i just cannot wait. haha you poor girl! hang in there! your hilarious!
Yep, one kid is an adjustment and two is another. Three another. I think I get crazier with each one!
I would love to keep grace "busy"
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